TheStripClub

So i had a new experiance this weekend. The oh so infamous strip club. To me strippers have always been like a mythical creature. You know they exist but to really know who they are you have to visit the land of boobies to see them in their own semi twisted environment. Jamie and I went with our new found couple-friends. (you know the couple that you do couple things with) who knew a couple activity would include watching girls dance around a pole. Our roommate eddie also attended the "event" ha ha. okay so me being the virgin of the group i was a tad out of my element. We were sitting in the "splashzone" so when a stripper was making her rounds i guess the look on my face was pretty priceless because everyone was getting a pretty big kick out of it. i'm thinking its a lot like when a little kid sees mickey mouse for the first time. you know the face. anyway jamie handed me a dollar and told me to give it to her. so in slight confusion i decided the best way to do this was to just sort of flick the folded dollar in her general direction. again everyone laughs. the stripper was even laughiing. i then informed her that i was a strip club virgin and she preceded to smile and tell me to scoot my chair back. she then put her head in my lap and did a spread eagle head stand. shocked face yet again. after this i decided i needed more beer. a lot more. and i did. following this even i learned the do's and don't of strip clubs. girls get a lot more attention from the naked girls than boys do. i've learned how to hand the stripper a dollar via boobs. call it a boob handshake. later... after a lot more beer. Jamie decided we should get a lap dance and told me to pick a girl. I picked one of my favorites. she was funny, sweet and yes had a great body. This by far was one of the most interesting experiances of my life. more things to know about the strip clubs, girls are allowed to touch, boys are not. which made it easy for me to not go crazy jealous when i saw some girl rubbing up on my man. because i knew he was coming home with me. all in all it was a lot of fun. will i go back... you bet your ass i will.